I just received my HYPNOCUBE! today from ThinkGeek. I became convinced of the awesome power of the HYPNOCUBE! when it awakened from it's deep hibernation after a clearly perilous journey to my door. The box which contained it bore the scars of many a pitched battle, I could only imagine what carnage it must have seen - perhaps it met up with a cousin of the Rancor or a Chupacabro. No matter, it is here and it is truly magnificent. Staring into it's ambiguous void, I can almost..hear it speaking to me, I think... it is saying... vote for..for..Bar..itt..Ob..ney? WTF, is this thing defective? All I wanted was something to provide me wisdom with my most difficult choices and now I have to flip a coin. I could have saved $59.94 (pennies are for chumps). It does look cool though.
My mission is to lower the collective IQ of teh Internets one post at a time.