I'm not gonna forget to thank the awesome mailman who delivers to my neighborhood. Bob is a guy who I have never seen without a smile, and a wave. He is also the guy who brings all my Ebay and Amazon stuff, so I wrote him a haiku this year (yeah the commas are probably wrong).
Thanks to Bob and all the delivery folks who keep up with the insane pace of holiday shipping, procrastinators like me can wait till the last minute and ship using Amazon Prime.
My mission is to lower the collective IQ of teh Internets one post at a time.